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CONNECT_

2014–2025 • Died of natural causes (old age + no one cared)

R.I.P.

Here lies
CONNECT
"We had dial-up vibes in 2024"
"500ms latency was our personality"

Cause of death:
• Got replaced by something that loads in this century
• Still running PHP 5.6 in prod (2025)
• Last commit: "hotfix friday" — 14 months ago
• Team moved to exconnex and never looked back 😏

exconnex gang rise up 🐉✨
(we actually answer http requests this decade)

press F to pay respects to the server that once proudly returned 502 Bad Gateway at 3:17am every Tuesday